ego eram, ego sum, ego ero
skyrimconfessionss:

“Once, during my first play-through, I was going off to battle my first dragon, but I didn’t feel like running all the way to the western watchtower. So, naturally, I stole a horse. I got to the watchtower and was about to start battling this dragon but this guard came up and arrested me for stealing the horse. When I got released from jail I ran  back to the watchtower and the soldiers had killed the dragon by themselves, but they kept thanking and congratulating me for it and I felt terrible about it.”
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skyrimconfessionss:

Once, during my first play-through, I was going off to battle my first dragon, but I didn’t feel like running all the way to the western watchtower. So, naturally, I stole a horse. I got to the watchtower and was about to start battling this dragon but this guard came up and arrested me for stealing the horse. When I got released from jail I ran  back to the watchtower and the soldiers had killed the dragon by themselves, but they kept thanking and congratulating me for it and I felt terrible about it.”

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chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

isriana:

Uncle Sheogorath’s Really Helpful Hints And Tips. Over two years I’ve been using this mod and it still never fails to amuse me.

This is my confession. You must use it. Names, ships records, ports, people. Everything I remember is in here…. you must publish it… I couldn’t breath until I wrote this. ‘I once was blind, but now I see.’ Didn’t I write that too?

Yes, you did.

Well now at last, it’s true. 

-John Newton; former slaver turned preacher & composer of ‘Amazing Grace’

The Princess Bride + Insults

the-vashta-nerada:

  • hey bro
  • bro
  • broski
  • brosicle
  • broseidon, god of the brocean
  • brotato chip
  • brotein shake
  • brosef stalin
  • barack brobama
  • teddy brosevelt
  • don quibrote
  • adrien brody
  • gallilebro gallilei
  • napoleon bronaparte
  • brobo cop
  • leonardo dicapribro
  • broseph mengele 
  • bro nye the science guy
  • selena bromez
  • broey deschanel 
  • bro dimaggio
  • wolfgang amadaeus brozart
  • brohemian rhapsody
  • osama bro laden
  • mighty bro young
  • brodo the hobbit bro
  • broprah winfrey 
  • broby dick
  • abroham lincoln
  • what’s up

kitsunecoffee:

thekumazone:

Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons

I’M BIG DON’T TOUCH ME

Аbandoned houses

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns