Anon starts the crow wars
I feel like this is the sort of shit God pulls.
lmao the pope better watch his fucking back
I ship doge x Moon Moon.
No, I don’t think you understand how serious I am.
wow this is literally the worst post on this entire fucking stupid website
Where are the fanfictions?!
I- I am ashamed of myself.
"Doge!" Moon Moon shouts, tripping over herself and landing on her snout in her excitement to reach him.
"Wow. Such elegance. Much grace," Doge said, trotting over to her. Despite his words, he helped her up, giving her a loving nuzzle as he did.
"So excited, so excited to see you!" Moon Moon yipped, licking all over Doge’s face. She accidentally bit him on the nose.
"So love. Much smooth," Doge said.
Moon Moon bounced excitedly around her mate, dropping to the ground playfully. Doge pounced on her and they rolled together through the flowers.
"Look!" Moon Moon said suddenly, freezing mid-roll. "You have a crown!" She nudged a few more flowers over Doge’s head, knocking others off, trying to fix it, and knocking off some more. Doge finally stopped her when she started whining, and threw some flowers over her head for her own crown.
"Such beauty. Much cute."
Moon Moon’s tail wagged ecstatically and started licking Doge’s face all over again, knocking the flower crowns aside. Doge let her because he loved her, for all her clumsiness. And she loved him, too, for all his way with words.
This is what a creative writing major looks like. Such grace.
Socks, Bill Clinton’s pet cat, being hounded by the paparazzi
"I just wanted to bat at leaves."
Always reblog Socks Clinton.
Stop everything you’re doing and watch this right now. Trust me.
Hahah I remember seeing this bit in standup. Never forget it.
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
he’s so excited to learn!
The guy with the socks and underwear must’ve been like “fuck i should’ve asked for a tv too”
Close enough, Hades.